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see-arcane · 11 months ago

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Having just finally listened to the new The Magnus Protocol and getting introduced to Needles the 'What Do You MEAN I'm Not Scary Enough!?' Avatar of Sharp Poking, I have to say right now that I know in my heart of hearts that he must have so many terrible nicknames among the other avatars

"Hey, Pinhead, how goes the phone spam?" <- stings because originally he chose 'Pinhead' on purpose to reference Hellraiser, but absolutely no one got it until he spelled it out and by then the name was ruined

"What's up, Prick?" <- lowest effort, but still goads him into raising a single massive darning needle middle finger in response

"Kebab, can you hold onto this for me?" <- said before having assorted foods speared on him; fruits, sausage, cheeses, etc. Takes forever to pluck everything off. Even worse when someone just ambushes him with a down comforter and pillows

"This you?" <- no name involved, but always a prelude before being shown a picture of a porcupine

Just. There is no way this faintly jingling pile of pointy things has any respect among the rest of the bogeymen in this universe. I love it

#I also know that he swapped to emergency services calls because 1) no one answers their phone anymore #2) unless they're a place of business and they'd immediately hang up one edgelord sentence in #3) the last resort before the emergency services was an absolute fluke of a wrong number #4) in which the bored office worker was a horror hound who 100% missed the context and assumed the caller was a horror podcaster #and just spent the whole call alternately role playing along or complimenting the sound effects or thanking him for sponging up the time #the magnus protocol #needles

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safflowerseason · 1 month ago

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I need a Black Doves spinoff with Eleanor and Williams IMMEDIATELY

#black doves #eleanor #williams #the way helen keeps answering the calls from the Clarks on a cell phone that probably has location services turned on is driving me mad

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lamoree-rody · 2 months ago

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hey bro I lost my FOREVER WEED BROWNIE that was in that suspiciously open box that says "DO NOT EAT" and you have brownie crumbs on your face. you know where my FOREVER WEED BROWNIE is?

"........"

"...No?"

#LMAO #dead plate #《 maître d' 》 // in character #rody lamoree #《 service 》 // answers #// you guys are silly #// ❤️#// sorry the eye colouring is so weird i did it on my phone on a moving bus haha

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ragsy · 2 months ago

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One of those work days where I want to grab my One Specific Coworker by the face and tell her, bless your heart, you are SO bad at your job,

#if our supervisor wasn't such a pushover she would have been reprimanded by now #my job is to sit in the back and answer the phones. her job is to sit in the front and greet patrons at the service desk.#tell me why she was reading a book. head down. completely ignoring the guy who was standing directly in front of her for TWO MINUTES #before i got off the phone and ran around to the front to help him #and this is something that happens EVERY DAY with her #patrons standing right in front of her that she doesn't see because she's reading or on her phone #(neither of which we're supposed to be doing when we're out on the floor)#that being said; if you are a customer waiting at a service desk and the staff member doesn't notice you! PLEASE make some noise #cough. shuffle your feet. set your bag down on the counter. anything.#'i don't want to intrude on them--' here's the thing.#you the customer are entitled to the attention of the person who is supposed to be helping you at the service desk #if they ignore you or don't notice you they are being bad at their job #ragsycon exclusive #whoops meant to put this on private but fuck it i stand by it publicly too

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xninetiestrendx · 7 months ago

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When I said I’d get y’all the next tag game I bet none of us thought it would be this soon huh 😂 thank you again to sweet love @heymacy for the tag 🌸

rules: search up fashion, pantone, food, and mood on pinterest and save the first picture that shows up

tagging: @deedala @vintagelacerosette @thepupperino @sickness-health-all-that-shit @heymrspatel @lizelandre @ian-galagher and anyone else who wants to play ✨💜

#it’s been such a long boring day and I still have an hour left at work #that mood is exactly how I’m feeling toward the service department at my job not answering phone calls and then people being annoyed with m #tag games

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feralprancinghomosexual · 15 days ago

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Literally we had to call the emergency services twice in two days! Jo fell down the stairs (they thankfully didn't have to go to hospital and they're recovering at home) but then this evening I went to open my bedroom door and... it just wouldn't open. The door handle mechanism was basically fucked and we had to call the fire service who, after trying to force the door for like 10 minutes, had to saw around my door handle!!

Like I just have a hole in my door where the handle used to be!! Apparently whoever installed the door handle did it wrong and my door was a ticking time bomb??? Yes I rent thanks for asking.

#The fire service were very nice and apologised for making a mess #We did try and ring the emergency maintenance number our letting agents gave us and it went to voicemail #They didn't ring back until after we called 999 and then got arsey with us bc we called the fire service #Like answer the phone maybe!#Also the fire service came within 10 minutes #How quickly can your handyman get here

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an--artistic--autistic · 23 days ago

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my hard drive is defective and I was really stressed out for like 20 minutes but the company is able to replace it and try to recover everything and even covering the shipping costs to do it.

#I checked like 3 times about the price but I don't have to pay anything for it #if it was over $150 to repair it i was going to buy a new one #but their chat bot was surprisingly effective #and the live agent was very quick to answer all my questions and set everything up to get it fixed #im not usually one to recommend brands but Seagate hard drive has fantastic customer service #I'll evaluate again once everything gets sorted out (which might take a while since i have to ship it to the states) but so far; fantastic #(versus telus not letting me change my account name after two years of trying to contact them)#(I've talked to so many people and nobody is able to do it)#(i have to call a specific line on the phone to get transferred to the people that might be able to do it)#(no in person locations will do it - they offered to let me use their store phone to call but the entire issue is im hoh and can't do calls)#anyways. seagate so far has wonderful customer service 10/10

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andyridgeley · 12 days ago

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me when im on hold