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Having just finally listened to the new The Magnus Protocol and getting introduced to Needles the 'What Do You MEAN I'm Not Scary Enough!?' Avatar of Sharp Poking, I have to say right now that I know in my heart of hearts that he must have so many terrible nicknames among the other avatars
"Hey, Pinhead, how goes the phone spam?" <- stings because originally he chose 'Pinhead' on purpose to reference Hellraiser, but absolutely no one got it until he spelled it out and by then the name was ruined
"What's up, Prick?" <- lowest effort, but still goads him into raising a single massive darning needle middle finger in response
"Kebab, can you hold onto this for me?" <- said before having assorted foods speared on him; fruits, sausage, cheeses, etc. Takes forever to pluck everything off. Even worse when someone just ambushes him with a down comforter and pillows
"This you?" <- no name involved, but always a prelude before being shown a picture of a porcupine
Just. There is no way this faintly jingling pile of pointy things has any respect among the rest of the bogeymen in this universe. I love it
#I also know that he swapped to emergency services calls because 1) no one answers their phone anymore#2) unless they're a place of business and they'd immediately hang up one edgelord sentence in#3) the last resort before the emergency services was an absolute fluke of a wrong number#4) in which the bored office worker was a horror hound who 100% missed the context and assumed the caller was a horror podcaster#and just spent the whole call alternately role playing along or complimenting the sound effects or thanking him for sponging up the time#the magnus protocol#needles
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hey bro I lost my FOREVER WEED BROWNIE that was in that suspiciously open box that says "DO NOT EAT" and you have brownie crumbs on your face. you know where my FOREVER WEED BROWNIE is?
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"...No?"
#LMAO#dead plate#《 maître d' 》 // in character#rody lamoree#《 service 》 // answers#// you guys are silly#// ❤️#// sorry the eye colouring is so weird i did it on my phone on a moving bus haha
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One of those work days where I want to grab my One Specific Coworker by the face and tell her, bless your heart, you are SO bad at your job,
#if our supervisor wasn't such a pushover she would have been reprimanded by now#my job is to sit in the back and answer the phones. her job is to sit in the front and greet patrons at the service desk.#tell me why she was reading a book. head down. completely ignoring the guy who was standing directly in front of her for TWO MINUTES#before i got off the phone and ran around to the front to help him#and this is something that happens EVERY DAY with her#patrons standing right in front of her that she doesn't see because she's reading or on her phone#(neither of which we're supposed to be doing when we're out on the floor)#that being said; if you are a customer waiting at a service desk and the staff member doesn't notice you! PLEASE make some noise#cough. shuffle your feet. set your bag down on the counter. anything.#'i don't want to intrude on them--' here's the thing.#you the customer are entitled to the attention of the person who is supposed to be helping you at the service desk#if they ignore you or don't notice you they are being bad at their job#ragsycon exclusive#whoops meant to put this on private but fuck it i stand by it publicly too
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When I said I’d get y’all the next tag game I bet none of us thought it would be this soon huh 😂 thank you again to sweet love @heymacy for the tag 🌸
rules: search up fashion, pantone, food, and mood on pinterest and save the first picture that shows up
tagging: @deedala @vintagelacerosette @thepupperino @sickness-health-all-that-shit @heymrspatel @lizelandre @ian-galagher and anyone else who wants to play ✨💜
#it’s been such a long boring day and I still have an hour left at work#that mood is exactly how I’m feeling toward the service department at my job not answering phone calls and then people being annoyed with m#tag games
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One of those losing control of my life days!
#i don't have time to do everything that needs to be done#my back and neck pain is calming but stress is up the roof again so I'm expecting their comeback#I realized no wonder my self esteem is in shambles cause since uni I have had it constantly teared down by authoriy figures#and now associates are on this one cursed project are treating me like worst people you know treat service professionals#everything is my fault#they can just arbitrarily choose to ignore my existence and attempts to communicate with them#one bypasses answering my emails to send stuff he should send to me to my colleague and in the forwarded mail I see the guy's like#'idk the name of that new girl so I'm sending to you'#this man MET ME IN PERSON#I sent him at least 10 emails with my first and last name by now#my mail sig has my name and my phone number#honestly what even is trying to be polite#apparently a time waste#and my colleague says to 'not take it so personally'....#personal
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I love being able to switch to my custy service voice on a dime
#off phone: bitch bastard asshole cursing etc#answer phone: thank you for calling VIP services this is Charlie how may i assist you? 🥰#hang up: 'and then they FUCKING-'
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i have 2 interviews on monday so im gonna try to just eat so much tomorrow that i literally die
#one is the one from today that i did in fact reschedule bc tbh i don’t want that job and i was so not ready for the interview#bc from the phone interview last week the recruiter was like yeah you’re gonna want to know like the history of the company for the next#interview and reallllly have good star answers and i was like lol ok just kill me#so i wasnt ready and that’s fine now it’s on monday BUT today i got an email for another phone interview from a job that i reeeeeeally want#actually it’s like exactly what i do now but actual hourly pay and benefits which is all i’m looking for#AND it’s 100% remote anywhere whereas the first one which is the finance job that i know nothing about#finance but they have an office in the city i used to live in which is like idk 45 minutes away and is also the city i’m planning to#move back to anyway once i can get the fuck out from under my familys roof#but training is 7 months in office so if i get tht i absolutely have to move bc i will not be driving that for 7 months but if i move it’s#whatever but anyways the second job which is for copy editing which my ultimate goal anyway is to be an editor so this would be sooo good#and such good experience for me and my resume!!! and it’s 100% remote like i said and NO PHONES#the other job is a complete customer service job but i need all these finra licenses and shit and i’m like ok. how am i even supposed to#pass those anyway#but anyways. it’s obvious which job i want but i’m going to go to both interviews just to keep my options open bc i can’t be stupid about#this bc now that student debt forgiveness is completely off the table. lol forever. i’m going to have to start paying that#so anyways. my life is so stressful rn but at least things are starting to come together at least in the job department#well hopefully anyway like watch me get rejected for both 💀
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not happy with how my 'meeting' w my potential new store manager went and i cant figure out if im being an ass about this
#only in the sense that this is just how it is working retail#i know that#but surely im allowed to have shit i just dont want to fucking do#i cant afford to be picky but christ i just want a job to be what it is#i dont want to be cross-trained i dont want to do more jobs for the same amount of money i dont want to have more responsibilities#i just want something simple#i just want to get through the day#id be happy throwing boxes#but i currently work at a grocery store handling online orders#iv been dealing#and at the new store theyr telling me ill have to crosstrain for the front end-service desk#and i just#i know ppl work registers and phones and they hate it but they get through it#so many people put up with this#i probably COULD is the thing#but the thought alone makes me want to peel my skin off#i just dont fucking want to#all of this on top of how she knew fuckall about my transfer which is just#and had no answer on if i could get ft#jesus#and hr was supposed to be there! this was set up beforehand! and guess who wasnt in today!#fucking hr!
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me, hit by the heatwave: phone charms... of the drac gang.. if they had animated designs.... castlevania team draw them plz
Not Castlevania, but...
...my kingdom for some little guys. Some tiny friends (and fiend)
#I have officially scraped [REDACTED] manufacturer off my shoe and am researching Plan B for plushieing#turns out my first pick? even the phone number in the contact list Does Not Answer.#I don't know what kind of BS is going on with them#but I think I got a hint when I finally saw the phone-version of their webpage#and right at the top: 'AI-Driven Streamlined Service!'#...#so.#that explains a bit I think.#anyway#yay keychains and plushies yayyy 💕#dracula#castlevania#my art#keychain#plushie
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I hate it when the weather is going through menopause. We had a nice, chilly, wet and rainy week. Then yesterday we were at nearly 90 F and dry af. Today? We may hit 100 F, and it's still dry af. The rest of the week is looking to be dry, but it'll be 60s F until the weekend...when we'll be in the 80s F again.
Menopause season is so annoying.
#chaosfay talks#it's twice a year and usually lasts about three to four weeks of up and down hot and cold wet and dry. I fucking haaaaate it.#when I was in the Midwest I had a neighbor who would visit family for the entire month of September and May.#the rapid switching between weather and temperature made her joints rage at her so it was off to southern california for her.#I asked why she didn't just live there and it was strictly cost of living. her apartment was $900/month for 400 sq ft. in CA it was more#than twice that for just 300 sq ft. she worked online answering the phone and serving as customer service for several companies.#which meant she could work from anywhere with internet access and a strong cell phone signal.#anyway this rapid change in temperature is making an irritable little shit. I cleaned and packed up my humidifier because the#autumn and winter here is nothing but rain chill and humidity (I love it and so does my asthma). a humidifier is unnecessary.
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Too many things to do, gonna die. I have 4 administrative things going on at the same time.
#got a phone call i couldn't answer today#for a potential new appartement#i tried to call back as soon as i could and the service was close#so gonna call back tomorrow#moving right now was not on my plan#also it could fucked up my other administrative stuff#but i can't say no to a new flat
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seriously tho if anyone has job recs. like i am wildly unaware of jobs that exist so uh. i'll take. recommendations
#perth.txt#my skills include. um. i'm bilingual working on trilingual. i can send email. i can answer the phone with great difficulty but i can.#i really enjoy physical labour & all in all i'm probably good at talking to people? i'd like to think i'm friendly & approachable#i'd really prefer doing physical labour over like any form of customer service but realistically i could do that?#i don't think i can do food service though. maybe the dishes?? im a bit insane about cleanliness wrt dishes though so i could be slow#honestly i could see myself working w children pretty well but like. what are jobs for that beyond babysitter#& babysitters arent exactly paid well last i checked but i can see how it works through an agency maybe#i can also work w animals. p much anything that isnt bugs honestly#um. what are jobs that exist. man i don't know
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uhhhhhhh
#this is a veeeeent pooooooost 🎶🎶#it’s okay#he’s okay#i’m handling it well#today we almost got the answer to the question that i think of all the time which is what happens when someone dies in the library#it’s never been that close before#they told us he’s in the clear now#but god it was close#he was also buck ass naked#and while this whole thing is happening i’m watching my coworker answer a phone call about the fucking notary#and the guy that beat the shit out of our guard was just walking by#i need a new job so bad#i cannot keep doing this#i feel so tired#the absolute helplessness#what the fuck#i’m a fucking librarian#no one believes us when we say how bad it is#and i’ve still got this dumb digital skills class no one ever comes to tomorrow#i’ve been doing it for six months and no one’s ever come#because they’re busy having the worst time ever and we’re expending all our resources on stupid classes instead of tailoring our services#to the actual people in the room#and we’re not allowed to do that because the library would prefer that we don’t acknowledge who our primary clientele is#it makes me feel hysterical#anyways#get cpr certified#flynn.txt
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Officially been hired as a Customer Service Rep (mostly just scheduling trips to the doctor for people). Gotta head in Tuesday to fill out papers and piss in a cup.
In the mean time, I get to enjoy good ol’ anxiety bouncing around in my head throwing out every kind of worse case scenario until then.
#ya’ll#the bullshit I had to go through trying to get my references to fucking cooperate#and answer their damn phones#you don’t even know#its been 5 years since my last job#had to get my mental health in check cause I was bad off#and since I couldn’t get my disability it’s back to selling my soul to the government again#yeehaw#this should be a chill job plus it pays twice what the schools were paying me#will be nice to have income again instead of $37 dollars and a cobweb in my bank account#adulting#personal#jobs#customer service representative
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#glasses broke#tried to call the glasses store#glasses store phone number transferred me to a general customer service line#customer service line tried to call the glasses store no one answered#i'm about to have to pay this fucking store like $600 i really don't have for glasses#and i can't even get an actual human being on the phone in the actual location i'm going to be purchasing from goddamn#ignore me#i am annoyed#and also i can't see shit#i am getting by on electrical tape and a prayer i can't keep this up#i just want to know if they have the same frames so i can at least transfer the lenses for now#because the tape is not holding it well enough so they're not sitting right on my face and everything is blurry#i've had a headache for two days straight 😭#personal
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